boys have cooties & other observations from l.a.
For all the gals who may have an aversion to football here is
The Girl’s Beginner Guide to Football! ®
The Fundamentals:
Football is a lot like dating. The “players” make “passes” with the ultimate goal of “scoring”. Just like with dating, the better the play, the greater likelihood of a “touchdown”.
NOTE: sometimes boys use the phrase touchdown to mean “sex”.
Never trust a guy who likes Valentine’s Day because he’s lying! What he really likes is March 14th, which is Steak & a BJ Day.
Steak and BJ Day Defined: ”Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine’s Day and given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favour. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That’s it.”
**Translation: A guy invented a manipulative holiday so his girlfriend would give him more mouth romance!
Don’t watch the Super Bowl with cats.
It’s Super Bowl time, which means it’s the best time!
Super Bowl Sunday is the best day of the year!
…which is why you don’t want to watch it with sucky people.
Here are 5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday!
We got together on the Chicks Are Weird Facebook Page to find out what you’re thankful for! The results are in!
Your 2012 Chicks Are Weird Reader Submitted Thanksgiving Gratitude List!
Cherie Roberts is grateful for Hello Kitty & turkey!
