5 Easy Steps to Becoming a Cat Lady
Posted: January 27, 2012 Filed under: Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »Cat Lady is an ancient Latin phrase meaning:
Extreme Cat Lady
“I am a lady who loves cats and never gets laid”.
It’s an appealing option after a breakup. It’s even more appealing once you’ve run out of ice cream and ex boyfriends to fix on!
If you’ve decided to swear off men forever…
again…
Here are 5 Easy Steps to Becoming a Cat Lady:
6 Ways to Be Skinny & Awesome
Posted: January 27, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
It’s important to know who and what you are, so you know how to improve as a person!
For example, I have fat sausage link fingers, arms the size of 100 year old redwood trees and a face longer than Mr. Ed’s!
Stretch marks, cellulite, saddle bags and wrinkles are a depressing fact of life, but what’s even more depressing is featuring them as part of your ensemble!
Like, I might have lines on my forehead, but I’m not going to draw a circle around them with a red sharpie then parade about town.
“Hey look! Check out my sweet forehead wrinkles.”
No, I just wear bangs.
Or get Botox.
Or wear a veil!
How to Survive a Break Up by Becoming a Cat Lady
Posted: January 6, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
Not true.
The best way to get over someone is to become a cat lady!
Best and Worst of 2011! (Mostly Worst)
Posted: January 2, 2012 Filed under: Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
"Winning"
2011 was the year of the zombie! We were riveted by The Walking Dead and bombarded with the video for Party Rock Anthem. Even The Center for Disease Control got jiggy with the Preparedness 101: Zombie Survival Guide!
Other people just wouldn’t go away no matter how hard we wanted to kill their careers —like Kim Kardashian or Charlie Sheen.
Top zombie sightings of 2011 were:
- Osama Bin Laden
- Kim Jong-il
- Amy Winehouse
but enough about politics.
If it doesn’t have to do with hot chicks and hot man candy it’s not worth reading.
Why You Are Going to Become a Cat Lady…
Posted: December 28, 2011 Filed under: Scavenging the Web 1 Comment »
