Never Trust a Guy Who Likes Valentines Day
Posted: February 13, 2012 Filed under: Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA Leave a comment »
Never trust a guy who likes Valentine’s Day.
He’s lying!
What he really likes is March 14th which is
Steak & a BJ Day!
“March 14th is now officially ‘Steak and Blowjob Day’. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It’s like a perpetual love machine!”
**Translation: Some guy needed to find a way to get his girlfriend to give him more mouth romance. He invented a holiday that would guarantee hoovering in March if he gave her an extra special Valentine’s Day!
5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday
Posted: February 4, 2012 Filed under: Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
Don't watch The Super Bowl with cats.
It’s Super Bowl time, which means it’s the best time!
- It’s like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one!
- It’s like eating cheeseburgers all year long while losing weight!
- It’s better than a guy calling after humping for the first time!
It’s the best day of the year, which is why you don’t want to watch it with sucky people.
5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday
5 Easy Steps to Becoming a Cat Lady
Posted: January 27, 2012 Filed under: Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »Cat Lady is an ancient Latin phrase meaning:
Extreme Cat Lady
“I am a lady who loves cats and never gets laid”.
It’s an appealing option after a breakup. It’s even more appealing once you’ve run out of ice cream and ex boyfriends to fix on!
If you’ve decided to swear off men forever…
again…
Here are 5 Easy Steps to Becoming a Cat Lady:
6 Ways to Be Skinny & Awesome
Posted: January 27, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
It’s important to know who and what you are, so you know how to improve as a person!
For example, I have fat sausage link fingers, arms the size of 100 year old redwood trees and a face longer than Mr. Ed’s!
Stretch marks, cellulite, saddle bags and wrinkles are a depressing fact of life, but what’s even more depressing is featuring them as part of your ensemble!
Like, I might have lines on my forehead, but I’m not going to draw a circle around them with a red sharpie then parade about town.
“Hey look! Check out my sweet forehead wrinkles.”
No, I just wear bangs.
Or get Botox.
Or wear a veil!
