Author: Allison James | Filed under: Real Good Ideas | No Comments »
People that shop at Ross are a-holes. If you shop at Ross I apologize, but you are an a-hole. I shopped at Ross today, but am not an a-hole. That’s because I have common sense. The average Ross shopper is not a go getter in life. I know this because after standing in line for a half hour with only two people in front of me I realized yet again how ill-prepared and not clear thinking people are. Read the rest of this entry »
Author: Allison James | Filed under: Quotable | No Comments »
So the other night i was leaning against a wall smoking at a bar when this guy walks over and throws up the universal can-i-have-a-drag-of-your-cigarette sign. I don’t mind sharing a smoke with a pal, but he was no pal. He was a stranger. He was a stranger that could possibly have herpes simplex virus one. I don’t want to catch herpes simplex virus one nor do i want to talk to a stranger so i simply nodded my head doing the universal symbol for no. Guess what he said?
“I didn’t want a drag anyway.” (!)