Put me in my place.

So the other night i was leaning against a wall smoking at a bar when this guy walks over and throws up the universal can-i-have-a-drag-of-your-cigarette sign. I don’t mind sharing a smoke with a pal, but he was no pal. He was a stranger. He was a stranger that could possibly have herpes simplex virus one. I don’t want to catch herpes simplex virus one nor do i want to talk to a stranger so i simply nodded my head doing the universal symbol for no. Guess what he said?

“I didn’t want a drag anyway.” (!)