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“Why do men cheat with skanky women?”

That was the social networking question of the day.

As opposed to cheating with an honorable woman?

Wouldn’t that be ironic!

Hey Shorty

I’ve never really had a physical type that I’m attracted to.  I’ve gone out with fatties and hairy guys and anorexic looking ones and baldy’s and homos and even blondes.  Read the rest of this entry »

do-over

Have you ever done IT with someone then wanted a do-over?

Not an, “I shouldn’t have done that, so I want to take it back.”

but more of a, “I don’t think I did a very good job, so would like another chance to show that my skill level is up to par and I was just having a bad night.”

Yeah, me either.  But I do have this “friend” that has had such an experience.

bbq & babies

I used to live in Oakland (as in Oaktown, The biggity O, Oakland bitch, home of Ebonics and Too Short and Hammer pants).  This was very lucky considering I love to eat ghetto barbecue!  Read the rest of this entry »

Proper Attire

Required For Entry!

Meditation

“Meditation: being quiet as fuck for half an hour” – Boots!

couples are kind of selfish

The other thing that sucks about being single is how you get totally gypped at Christmastime and other gift giving occasions.  It’s a completely out-of-whack barter system!  Read the rest of this entry »

spooning is good.

Good things about being in a relationship:  spooning on demand, consistent humping, having a teammate for Trivial Pursuit (and other various team oriented board/parlor games), not listening to people suggest internet dating when you aren’t even complaining about being single and being told you’re not fat.  Read the rest of this entry »

girl crush & fried chicken

Today The Fonz & I shared some Bob’s Big Boy fried chicken…we paid with quarters.  Then while watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl he said I’d make a great madame.  Second time this week someone has said that.  I take it as a compliment.  It’s much better than hooker or even an escort, although escorts are classy.  We also discovered that British folks say the coolest words such as “fancy” when they like something and “twat” when someone is acting like a twat.  I have a girl crush on Billie Piper.

quirky!

being emotional honest is usually a good thing.  being emotionally honest lacking a mouth censor just makes people think you’re nuts…except brilliant, clever folks…they think you’re quirky!