Deciding on a Halloween costume is stressful! Your main concern should be how to be as scary as possible!
Just kidding.
It’s “How can I be the sluttiest slut there is!?”
Have you ever had a crush on a gay guy?
I have.
Didn’t know he was gay until I saw my competition (it’s a war). She looked like a man! Nothing against the gays it’s just that dating them rarely works out.
The situation was frustrating, but also made me happy he and I never hooked up because what if he expected to find a wiener in my pants!? He’d just be disappointed then tell everyone I suck in bed!
And now we know why guys don’t call when they say they will…
It’s because you don’t have a penis.
My latest for sportielab.com
- According to social standards if you have big boobs and dress like a “dancer” then you are a slut.
You might be a virgin, but it doesn’t matter. A virgin in a mini skirt and 5 inch platform heels is still a ho!
- According to double standards a man can get jiggy with the entire city of Hollywood and will never be considered a regular whore.
Just a man whore
….which just makes more women want to meet his man sausage!
- According to me, sluttiness is simply determined by if you humped my boyfriend…
or if you humped a guy i wish was my boyfriend, or used to be my boyfriend or a guy who is my imaginary boyfriend.