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What Chicks Say & What They Mean

Chicks always say exactly what they mean.

Just kidding!

If you want to understand women you need to be a mind reader!

Or get an interpreter!

Or follow this scientific formula:

1. Take what she says.
2. Then think the exact opposite.
3. Then add a bunch of extra stuff to it.

For example…

-  What she says = “nothing is wrong”

-  The exact opposite =  “something is wrong”

-  Add a bunch of extra stuff to it =

“*sigh, nothing, *sigh….nothing is wrooonnngggg.”

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What Guys Say & What They Mean

Guys aren’t very smart.

It’s because their brain cells live in their wieners!

Conversely, the communication centers in the female brain are 3 times the size of those in the male brain.  Chick’s think more than guys do.  It’s science!

Due to their small brains guys get frustrated when they have to explain stuff to women.  It’s not that they don’t want to explain themselves, it’s just that its hurts them to actually have to think about anything…

unless its wiener related.

(sometimes they like to think about food or sports too.)

Because they lack the capacity for thought, they say things that can easily be misinterpreted like,

“hi” and “what’s up”.

And because they are more like untrained animals than real people, they get all bitchy and flustered when chicks ask for clarification.  So, if you’ve ever wondered,

“What does he mean by that”

here you go…

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Cat Lady Sweatshirts for Every Occasion

Sweatshirt for awesome cat lady chicks:

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How to Dress So Chicks Will Make Out With You

Austin Powers is your fashion role model!

Hey boys, want to get more action?

If so, the first step is to understand the female brain!

There are 5 criteria chicks use to decide if they will make out with you:

• How hot you are.
• How your hotness increases her stock value to other men.
• If her friends are jealous of her because you are so hot.
• If you’re hot enough to give her cute babies.
• If she is recently single, desperate or drunk.

If you want to attract an ugly chick no need to keep reading. Just give her a Lord of the Rings DVD box set, patchouli oil and some butter.  She’s yours.

But if you want to make out with a hot chick you’re gonna have to look like a hot piece of man candy!

It’s time to dress to impress…

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