Happy V Day!
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Never Trust a Guy Who Likes Valentines Day
Author: Allison James | Filed under: Relationships/Dating | 2 Comments »
Never trust a guy who likes Valentine’s Day.
He’s lying!
What he really likes is March 14th which is
Steak & a BJ Day!
“March 14th is now officially ‘Steak and Blowjob Day’. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That’s it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It’s like a perpetual love machine!”
**Translation: Some guy needed to find a way to get his girlfriend to give him more mouth romance. He invented a holiday that would guarantee hoovering in March if he gave her an extra special Valentine’s Day!
5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday
Author: Allison James | Filed under: Top Posts | No Comments »
Don't watch the Super Bowl with cats.
It’s Super Bowl time, which means it’s the best time!
- It’s like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one!
- It’s like eating cheeseburgers all year long while losing weight!
- It’s better than a guy calling after humping for the first time!
It’s the best day of the year, which is why you don’t want to watch it with sucky people.
5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday