Ending a date can be tricky. There’s a fine line between giving the impression you’re a desperate Debbie and the impression that you’ve done all of the Dallas Cowboys!
You want him to know you are a “free-spirit” and fun, but you don’t want him to know you are that way with every guy you’ve ever met.
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The outcome of a first date can determine whether or not you spend the rest of your life alone!
Last week we discussed can’t fail first date conversation topics.
Here are a few more things to talk about on a first date:
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First dates are stressful!
You have to worry about:
On top of that you have to remember to fake laugh at his jokes all while trying to figure out if he:
It’s a lot of multitasking!
With all that pressure the last thing you want to worry about is how to be entertaining!
Here are a few things to talk about on a first date:
Have you ever done IT with someone then wanted a do-over?
Not a regretful, “I shouldn’t have done that, so I want to take it back.”
But more of a, “I don’t think I did a very good job, so would like another chance to show that my skill level is up to par!”
We all have, so how can you tell if you’re good in bed!?
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In Los Angeles all relationships start the same way…
At a bar or in a 12-step meeting!
Then the flirting shifts to Facebook!
But dating in LA is confusing. Most of the time you don’t even know if you are on a date!
Following is a typical Los Angeles “dating” ritual.
Have you ever spent 30 hours getting ready just to watch your date flirt with the waitress?
Does your “boyfriend” say, “I’m just not looking for a relationship right now” when the two of you have been playing the horizontal hula for like 6 months and he even bought you a Christmas present!?
Does your husband like nachos more than he likes you?
Romantic relationships with guys can be tough. Just like it’s tough to deal with puppies…
or herpes.
Which is why a lot of chicks convert to lesbianism in their late 40′s!
Ever been cheated on with a homeless hooker on Valentine’s Day?
I have!
What’s YOUR crappiest breakup story?
When you think about your ex does it make you want to:
If it doesn’t then you need to increase the vengeance in your heart!
