How to Tell if Your Friend is a Frenemy – part 1: Backhanded Compliments

FrenemiesEnemiesA frenemy is a girl who pretends to be your friend, but in reality she’s a two-faced biatch!

You know the type:

  • She’s passive aggressive (think Regina George).
  • She flirts with your boyfriend…or dad.
  • She says you don’t look fat in your pants, when you DO look fat in your pants!

She manages to do all these things while making you think she’s a good friend!


Have you ever been a frenemy?  I have.  Like the time my pal said I was a bad friend and my jealousy made her uncomfortable.  But I was like,

“You humped my boyfriend!”

Then she was all,

“So? Quit being jealous, you should be happy that I got some action!”

See, we’re all guilty of it from time to time!


Frenemies come in different sizes & forms like alien shape shifters do.  It’s important to identify them, so you are prepared when they attack…

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The Girl’s Beginner Guide to Football

Tony Romo push upsYou don’t want to be the only person who doesn’t know what’s going on during the Super Bowl, do you!?  NO!  You want to be informed, so here is  The Girl’s Beginner Guide to Football!

The Fundamentals:

Football is a lot like dating. The “players” make “passes” with the ultimate goal of “scoring”. Just like with dating, the better the play, the greater likelihood of a “touchdown”.

** Sometimes boys use the phrase touchdown to mean “sex”.

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Never Trust a Guy Who Likes Valentine’s Day!

Never trust a guy who likes Valentine’s Day because he’s tricking you!  What he really likes is March 14th which is Steak & a BJ Day!

funny valentine selfishSteak and BJ Day Defined:  ”Men work very hard to satisfy their lovers on Valentine’s Day and given their ebullient dedication, Steak & BJ Day is a joyous opportunity to repay the favor. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ on March 14th. That’s it.”

**Translation: A guy invented a manipulative holiday so his girlfriend would give him more mouth romance!

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5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday

Cat in a bowl

Don’t watch the Super Bowl with cats.

It’s Super Bowl time, which means it’s the best time!

  • It’s like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one!
  • It’s like being on an all carb diet without gaining weight!
  • It’s better than a guy calling after a great first date!

Super Bowl Sunday is the best day of the year!

…which is why you don’t want to watch it with sucky people.

Here are 5 People to Avoid on Super Bowl Sunday!

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Christmas Cat

Happy Holidays!
Photo by Kim Greenspan

Thanksgiving: What Are You Thankful For?

We got together on the Chicks Are Weird Facebook Page to find out what you’re thankful for!  The results are in!

Your 2012 Chicks Are Weird Reader Submitted Thanksgiving Gratitude List!

Cherie Roberts is grateful for Hello Kitty & turkey!

  • Botox
  • Spanx
  • Gluten free products
  • Hair extensions
  • Feelings
  • Puppies
  • Not having cooties
  • Ryan Reynolds/Gosling
  • CATS!
  • Cats in costumes!
  • Cuddling with cats!
  • BFF’s
  • Instagram filters
  • Friendship bracelet’s
  • Cake


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