6 Ways to Be Skinny & Awesome
Posted: January 27, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
It’s important to know who and what you are, so you know how to improve as a person!
For example, I have fat sausage link fingers, arms the size of 100 year old redwood trees and a face longer than Mr. Ed’s!
Stretch marks, cellulite, saddle bags and wrinkles are a depressing fact of life, but what’s even more depressing is featuring them as part of your ensemble!
Like, I might have lines on my forehead, but I’m not going to draw a circle around them with a red sharpie then parade about town.
“Hey look! Check out my sweet forehead wrinkles.”
No, I just wear bangs.
Or get Botox.
Or wear a veil!
How to Survive a Break Up by Becoming a Cat Lady
Posted: January 6, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
Not true.
The best way to get over someone is to become a cat lady!
Christmas Gifts That Are Guaranteed to Get You Laid!
Posted: December 18, 2011 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »Finding the perfect holiday gift for your lady can be a nightmare!
If you get something generic she’ll complain that you don’t think she’s special. If you get the wrong gift she’ll complain that,
“you don’t know me at all!”
Either way you’ll have to listen to her talk about her feelings for 6 hours!
What women want is simple:
To be rescued by Prince Charming!
But if you don’t have a white horse what are you going to get her that won’t require you to fake listen to her emotional break down because you got her pajamas instead of an engagement ring?
Get Your Guy a Christmas Gift That Doesn’t Suck!
Posted: December 9, 2011 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »The number one rule of boyfriend gift giving is to make sure your present doesn’t suck.
The second rule is to give him a present that is way better than what his last girlfriend gave him!
Historically, when it comes to boyfriend gifts there are 3 options:
- Cologne
- Video games
- Lap dances
Cologne is nice, but it’s what every girl gets her boyfriend if she is too “classy” to give video games or lap dances. Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this you aren’t classy. Cologne is out.
How to Dress So Chicks Will Make Out With You
Posted: November 6, 2011 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
Austin Powers is your fashion role model!
Hey boys, want to get more action?
If so, the first step is to understand the female brain!
There are 5 criteria chicks use to decide if they will make out with you:
- How hot you are.
- How your hotness increases her stock value to other men.
- If her friends are jealous of her because you are so hot.
- If you’re hot enough to give her cute babies.
- If she is recently single, desperate or drunk.
If you want to attract an ugly chick no need to keep reading. Just give her a Lord of the Rings DVD box set, patchouli oil and some butter. She’s yours.
But if you want to make out with a hot chick you’re gonna have to look like a hot piece of man candy!
It’s time to dress to impress…
