How to Survive a Break Up by Becoming a Cat Lady
Posted: January 6, 2012 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Relationships/Dating, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
Not true.
The best way to get over someone is to become a cat lady!
Best and Worst of 2011! (Mostly Worst)
Posted: January 2, 2012 Filed under: Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »
"Winning"
2011 was the year of the zombie! We were riveted by The Walking Dead and bombarded with the video for Party Rock Anthem. Even The Center for Disease Control got jiggy with the Preparedness 101: Zombie Survival Guide!
Other people just wouldn’t go away no matter how hard we wanted to kill their careers —like Kim Kardashian or Charlie Sheen.
Top zombie sightings of 2011 were:
- Osama Bin Laden
- Kim Jong-il
- Amy Winehouse
but enough about politics.
If it doesn’t have to do with hot chicks and hot man candy it’s not worth reading.
Why You Are Going to Become a Cat Lady…
Posted: December 28, 2011 Filed under: Scavenging the Web 1 Comment »
Christmas Gifts That Are Guaranteed to Get You Laid!
Posted: December 18, 2011 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »Finding the perfect holiday gift for your lady can be a nightmare!
If you get something generic she’ll complain that you don’t think she’s special. If you get the wrong gift she’ll complain that,
“you don’t know me at all!”
Either way you’ll have to listen to her talk about her feelings for 6 hours!
What women want is simple:
To be rescued by Prince Charming!
But if you don’t have a white horse what are you going to get her that won’t require you to fake listen to her emotional break down because you got her pajamas instead of an engagement ring?
Get Your Guy a Christmas Gift That Doesn’t Suck!
Posted: December 9, 2011 Filed under: Real Good Ideas, Sportie LA, Top Posts Leave a comment »The number one rule of boyfriend gift giving is to make sure your present doesn’t suck.
The second rule is to give him a present that is way better than what his last girlfriend gave him!
Historically, when it comes to boyfriend gifts there are 3 options:
- Cologne
- Video games
- Lap dances
Cologne is nice, but it’s what every girl gets her boyfriend if she is too “classy” to give video games or lap dances. Let’s be honest, if you’re reading this you aren’t classy. Cologne is out.
